For Mary Lavelle
Twitter = chaos – dignity
Tinder = chaos + horny
Tumblr = chaos + puberty
Bumble = tinder + 1/10(feminism)
Facebook = chaos + your aunt Julie
Snapchat= chaos – your aunt Julie
Groupme = chaos x chaos
4chan = (anime + people named Curtis) – women
Reddit = (cute animals + people named Curtis) – women
Instagram= pride + filter
Venmo = friendship + capitalism
-Stav, Sundial Alumna