We’ve all been there. You need an extra 2% in your lab component to clinch that sweet C-. There are a few days left in the semester. There is no room for error. So, you must gaslight your TA into… Continue Reading →
The Ohio State Athletic band announced some exciting plans for the 2022-23 semesters this Spring game weekend. This includes the construction of a bigger band center right below the current one, the removal of all chairs from all athletic band… Continue Reading →
Seriously, what’s with this? Whenever I wake up, I’d just see my parent’s tired faces, a disappointing bowl of cereal, and like 3 grapes as I got ready to get on the bus and spend the rest of my day… Continue Reading →
As the sun began to set on April 3rd, Lenny Ferguson’s hope dwindled. For the past three weeks, Ferguson has led the widely publicized efforts to free a very sad mime from his transparent prison. It all began nearly a… Continue Reading →
In a recent email to the university community, President Kristina Johnson announced that Ohio State would no longer be teaching Russian Literature, stating “like the rest of the world, we are horrified at the recent actions of Russian in Ukraine… Continue Reading →
Recently, OSU shifted away from sending Public Saftey Notice emails, towards maintaining a Community Crime Map. For posterity, The Sundial recovered the last email draft created before this announcement: Public Safety Notice – Columbus Dear Ohio State Community Member:… Continue Reading →
After roughly one hundred and eleven years of publication history, closure and revival, fights with the administration, and millions of dollars spent by Les Wexner on covering up the truth, Sundial Humor Magazine has sold all digital and print assets,… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS, OH – Students were shocked to find out Monday morning that the bronze statue in front of Thompson Library has actually been a street performer this entire time. The Sundial was able to catch up with the performer in… Continue Reading →
OSU recently unveiled plans for releasing porcupines into The Oval near Thompson Library. Melissa Rogers, a university spokesperson, believes that introducing porcupines will give students a better college experience. “As I’m sure you all know, the oval is famous for… Continue Reading →
Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas revealed in a press statement this week that an investigation into American craft store chain and international black market art trader Hobby Lobby has uncovered a plot to have the U.S Declaration of Independence… Continue Reading →
As the year 2021 winds down and the Christmas season is upon us, it is important for us to look back at the year and remember all of those who have wronged us. Now, I hear you saying, “But Christmas… Continue Reading →
The normally buzzing streets of Columbus, Ohio are even busier than usual as a new bar, Heard and Seen, makes its way into the Short North. Founder and CEO David Shelton hopes this new bar can be a safe place… Continue Reading →
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