HOLLYWOOD–The recent downturn of economic events has wreaked havoc on hard-working citizens all across America. With the stock market being the way it is (bad) and layoffs occurring at nearly every business, many Americans are struggling to get by. One… Continue Reading →
Just the other week I walked into the most dangerous store around – Yankee Candle. You know you’ve found an evil company when you can walk into the store and instantly become buzzed from the scentsory overload that is Yankee… Continue Reading →
Written by XxXtumblrDaddyPwenisUwUXxX 1951, Manhattan: Daddy Einstein turns on his thicc time portal and sashays into The Past. He is chasing true love. Cut to 1850, Galapagos Islands: Darwin Senpai is inside his sexy office, writing down his smart observations of animals. There is a… Continue Reading →
CAIRO, EGYPT—Experiencing the humility and wonder of Africa is ravishing, especially when you take the time to get horned up on the back of a camel. “The friction of his hearty hump was almost too much to handle” moans Pam… Continue Reading →
Gilman Hot Springs, CA— Fleeing the scene of a raging fire, leaders of the Church of Scientology are left wondering if the fire was arson or a sign from the great, almighty alien god Xenu. “It’s definitely an arson plot… Continue Reading →
Howdy, Astrologer Dave here! As we transition from Pisces to Aries season last March, remember that consistently crying three times a day is completely normal, no matter what your therapist says. Hope you like what the stars have to say… Continue Reading →
Perhaps you’ve noticed movies making strides in the wrong direction. Movie studios have begun making unneeded pushes for diversity, which ends up hurting the integrity of the final product. It all started with that Ghostbusters reboot, and then strong female… Continue Reading →
In celebration of March’s “Pornograzine,” we here at The Sundial wanted to try something new for you, our loyal, obedient readers. We wanted to allow you to actually participate in creating the laughs! And being the generous writers, editors, sodomites,… Continue Reading →
1469: Christopher Columbus is controversially famous for having been the first European to successfully voyage to the Americas. Despite the debate over whether or not Columbus should be celebrated for his work, everyone likely knows the rhyme used to remember… Continue Reading →
Of the developments that have come out of negotiations over the government shutdown that has extended more than four weeks, an effective solution is not one of them. Conversely, an idea instead came into President Trump’s head during one of… Continue Reading →
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