To be frank, although I’m part of the working class, I don’t give a damn about the plight of the proletariat. Nor do I care about punishing the bourgeoisie, or anyone else decried in the Communist Manifesto. What I do… Continue Reading →
There’s no speed limit on the Oval, so feel free to put the pedal to the metal! For male students, using an umbrella is regarded as a clear sign of homosexuality. The highest rates of depression recorded on campus belong… Continue Reading →
Dear Buckeyes, As the summer sun reluctantly begins its descent, we can already hear the collective sighs of pool floaties and ice cream trucks bidding farewell to their seasonal reign. But fear not, for here at The Ohio State University,… Continue Reading →
Kristina M. Johnson was forced to resign after her affair with Monica Lewinsky went public. Most incidents of academic misconduct investigated by COAM are attributed to students visiting coolmathgames.com CampusParc is a scam. The North Campus Clock Tower was a… Continue Reading →
With the Autumn 2023 semester right around the corner, some newcomers may be afraid of the idea of a roommate. It can be very scary rooming with someone you’ve never met before, especially if you’re naturally introverted. Here are five… Continue Reading →
William Oxley Thompson, Ohio State’s fifth president, did not speak English. 81 percent of students in the Fisher College of Business admit to picking their major after watching The Wolf of Wall Street. Due to a football shortage, the 1953… Continue Reading →
I saw in a recent edition of The Lantern that the Tom W. Davis Clock Tower on North Campus has been named the 8th Wonder of the World. Good; it definitely deserves the title. Now let me tell you why…. Continue Reading →
The Ancient Greeks thought they were at the center of all creation. But today, Ohio State astronomers have been able to scientifically prove that we are the center of everything. That’s right; ‘all roads lead to Ohio State’, as the… Continue Reading →
Summer in America is a time for relaxing and having fun. It’s been like that since nearly the time this country was founded, and it’s become a tradition unlike any other. From barbecues to fireworks, parades and festivals, Americans love… Continue Reading →
The Oval. Sure, it’s a nice place to relax with friends on a warm sunny day, but besides that what’s the point of it? Right now it’s just a large piece of wasted space in what is easily the most… Continue Reading →
OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY, COLUMBUS- In honor of June being recognized internationally as LGBTQ+ Pride Month, Ohio State University has launched a new pride collection to promote inclusion among current and former Buckeyes. The collection has been spearheaded by the Fisher… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS, OHIO – In a recent statement, Ohio State University has announced that going forward, all funding for Student Health Services will be redirected to a popular factual news source on campus, the Sundial. This move comes on the heels… Continue Reading →
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