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Parenting Zine (2018)

Family Friendly Alternatives to Cursing

Want to yell at your little shithead kids for some banal nonsense that they did, but too afraid to cause a scene at Aunt Jan’s vegan-friendly tofurkey dinner? Well then, we have the tool for you. Just follow our simple… Continue Reading →

OPINION: Raising Cane’s Is A Shitty Daycare and You’re All Bad Parents For Liking It

by Daryl Rockefeller It all started today when I was about to go to work and was trying to figure out where to leave my step-kid Derek while I slave away at the Chase Bank on High Street. To my… Continue Reading →

I Lived It: My Stepdad is the 1975 Brutus Buckeye

by Tobias “Baby Buck” Cline When I came home from junior high on a frigid fall day in 1977, I never expected that the new boyfriend my mom wanted to introduce to me would be the 1975 iteration of Brutus… Continue Reading →

21 Haikus Parents Can Use To Relate To Their Kids

Do you ever feel out of touch with the modern fads and doodads that spawn in social media and pop culture? Are you a parent who wants to understand your kids’ jokes so you can connect and become more involved… Continue Reading →

Breaking Your Kid’s Code: Is Your Child Secretly Talking Fortnite?

Parents, have you tried reading your kid’s texts only to find they’re full of weird words you’ve NEVER heard of? When you ask them about it, do they just say “Mom, that’s a real breach of privacy. I think we… Continue Reading →

6 Ways to Hide Your Day Drinking From Your Kids

We get it. Parenting is tough, and sometimes you just need to take the edge off a little bit. Trying to get your buzz up without your kids becoming raging alcoholics like Mommy and Daddy? Here’s six fun-for- the-whole-family tips… Continue Reading →

“American Pie,” and Five More Movies to Blacklist so Your Kids Don’t Fuck Pies

Parents, don’t you hate when you’re having a wholesome movie night watching 1999 classic “American Pie” and it is suddenly interrupted by the sound of your son going to town on Grandma’s sweet cherry pie? You’re not alone. Here are… Continue Reading →

Ask Amy: Majorly Miffed Mother

Dear Amy, Karen, you know from book club, has a kid at OSU just like my Sarah, and she keeps bragging about how much more her kiddo loves her than mine. Not only is she getting monthly phone calls and… Continue Reading →

Making Your Kid Cool: How to Make Vine References a Part of Your Child’s Life

If you’re like me, you likely worry constantly about the wellbeing of your child. If you’re also like me, you’ve likely noticed that your child is super ugly so if they’re gonna make it in the world, they better damn… Continue Reading →

Five Warning Signs That Your Daughter Is the Loser of the Friend Group

Your child’s teenage years are full of exciting moments, big changes, and vital self-discovery that every parent can and should be heavily involved in. During this crucial time of social development, adolescent girls and boys find themselves sprouting into well-adjusted… Continue Reading →

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