ANN ARBOR, MI – As first reported by ESPN, the University of Michigan Head Coach is leaving his prestigious position to join the Ohio State Buckeyes as a replacement for Ryan Day. While the College Football community remains shocked, Ohio… Continue Reading →
If you are anything like me, you have had the unfortunate pleasure of seeing Ohio State’s newest President, and human Teddy Bear, Walter “Ted” Carter on any of the OSU official social media platforms. While Ted seems as though he… Continue Reading →
Now that the temperature has dropped and Ohio State failed to make the playoffs, OSU fans everywhere ask themselves, “What is Ryan Day up to?” Here at the Sundial, we have a special look into the annual phenomenon of Ryan… Continue Reading →
SOUTH CAMPUS–After the bitter cold on Tuesday morning, one can only marvel in the tenacity of OSU students and their commitment to braving the weather and making it to their classes. Even if it’s because they get 2 excused absences… Continue Reading →
ENARSON CLASSROOM BUILDING–As syllabus week comes and goes, Student Health Services must conquer a prominent threat to student safety. Entering the spring semester, many freshmen find themselves having classes in Enarson Classroom building, but unfortunately become lost in its labyrinthian… Continue Reading →
THE OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY – It’s murder on the dancefloor! On his way down Mirror Lake’s scenic walk towards Pomerene Hall, the Sundial’s Director of Planning was bumped on his shoulder by a scooter. The alleged assailant wore an Ohio… Continue Reading →
CLINTONVILLE, OH- After 25 beautiful years of clothing the gay people of the greater Columbus area, the beloved thrift store Rag-O-Rama has decided to close its poetry-slam-flier plastered doors. For years, humanities majors at Ohio State University have gone to… Continue Reading →
Written by Jackson Bean As the Spring 2024 semester begins and many students are returning to class, the board of trustees is also returning to their duties with a very important matter: Ohio State’s “Carmen Ohio” school song. In a… Continue Reading →
Written by Olivia Dearth Mayday! Mayday!The sink is clogged. But who could have done this?This terrible block?The disposal’s gone quiet, sink filling with water.Cheerios returning from the depths, soggy fodder.Maybe it was the cat food I poured into the water… Continue Reading →
Written by Macayla Childs and Reilly Ackermann Earlier this week, God appeared in Derby Hall as sheinterfered in what can only be called the best case of divine intervention since OSU beat Notre Dame a few weeks back. While in the… Continue Reading →
Written by Alex Kandakatla In an astonishing twist to New Year’s resolutions, students across campus have reportedly been partaking in a trend known as “brain-maxxing”, the latest trend in self-improvement. Trading in their swipes for ice picks and tiny hammers,… Continue Reading →
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