1. Where is the library?  (Just incase I want to look at books I can’t read)
  2. Where is the bathroom?  (Because the international signs for the bathroom weren’t a big enough clue)
  3. Where do you live?  (I’m a stalker on the weekend)
  4. I don’t speak _________.  (I only took 4 years of it in high school)
  5. How are you?  (Wait, you’re a stranger, I don’t care.)
  6. My favorite color is _______.  (Thank you for that piece of useless information)
  7. How old are you?  (Also, what is the age of consent here?)
  8. Thank you.  (Good job.)
  9. Hello.  (This is all I know how to say)
  10. I am American.  (I know. It’s hard to tell)

–Chelsea Weaver, Staff-Writer