It’s Wednesday night, 11:15 pm to be exact. The tablet sitting in front of you has been on the same page since 8:30 pm. 2 hours and 45 minutes ago. As each minute passes and the closer you get to… Continue Reading →
On October 15th, 2024, The Ohio State University was blessed with the presence of presidential candidate, multimillionaire, and famous rapper (alter ego, Da Vek) Vivek Ramaswamy in part of Turning Point USA’s “You are being brainwashed tour.” This event boasted… Continue Reading →
We at the Sundial love a big scoop. And that’s why when we found out that President Walter “Ted” Carter, Jr. recently got a 3.5% “cost-of-living” raise and a bonus of around $168,000, we wanted to investigate. After all, a… Continue Reading →
Living in a shared space, especially with a stranger, can be a daunting experience. There’s enough horror stories going around about terrible roommates, so it’s common not to question someone’s weird behavior. Adjusting to college is hard and can sometimes… Continue Reading →
Last week it was revealed that President Ted Carter received a $38,500 raise and a $164,368 bonus. This was met with a lot of outrage, but I think we should all be very happy for him! He has had such… Continue Reading →
TRADITIONS AT MORRILL – OSU Dining Services leadership has announced a strategic currency pivot for our campus’s local Sodexo reseller establishments. Effective immediately, meal swipes will be phased out in favor of ration books. University president Ted Carter said this… Continue Reading →
Ealier this week, President Ted Carter announced the start of a new campus wellness initiative to combat the rapid decline in student’s mental health: the Flora and Fucking Services (abbreviated FFS). In a statement delivered within his latest interview with… Continue Reading →
There’s nothing worse than having a professor expect you to write a discussion post and a reply to two of your peers that doesn’t sound like there’s a gun being held to your head. Lucky for you, you can turn… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS, OH — Late Tuesday night, an intern within The Ohio State University’s administration leaked a voice memo to The Sundial regarding President “Ted” Carter Jr’s plans to ‘Trans the Squirrels.’ According to the unnamed intern, the memo was recorded… Continue Reading →
MED CAMPUS – Ohio State freshmen are reportedly having more trouble than usual navigating campus this year. New students are losing hours of their day to waiting in line for campus dining. By the time they’re done eating, there’s little… Continue Reading →
RFK Jr. brain worm reacts to Kennedy’s exit from presidential bid Presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (RFK Jr.) is expected to drop from the ticket, lending support to Republican frontrunner Donald Trump. RFK Jr. has faced skepticism for his… Continue Reading →
DOWNTOWN COLUMBUS – A local man was caught red-handed today having a conversation with The Voices aboard a COTA #2 bus. Local media outlets reported an intriguing dialogue between the man and what he appears to think is his long-lost… Continue Reading →
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