What You’ll Need:

1 Box of Pasta (any kind)

1 Jar of Sauce (any kind, but don’t get fancy)

 

What You’ll Do:

  1. Follow the directions on the box.
  2. While the pasta is boiling, get sad thinking about your ex even though you’re the one that dumped them.
  3. Realize you made too much pasta.
  4. Eat an overwhelming amount of that pasta, alone.
  5. Put your leftovers in the fridge.
  6. Let your dishes “soak” in the sink.
  7. Think about your ex again.
  8. Think about eating that cookie.
  9. Eat the cookie.
  10. Realize that this is one of the cookies Jasmine brought to last Friday’s party.
  11. Panic a little.
  12. Stare at the ceiling fan for like 20 minutes.
  13. Think about how great the invention of the ceiling fan was.
  14. Write a piece for the Sundial.
  15. Go back and eat those leftovers.

Make sure to take a pic and let us know how it turns out! (: 

–Samantha Blevins, Contributor