Dear man on my Tinder and Plenty Of Fish,
I know for a fact you are a catfish.
The same boring bio and perfect ab pic,
I’m one DM away from seeing your dick.
You stay mostly silent, til you’re looking to fuck,
Then I get that one text, “hey r u up?”
You are not creative or fooling me slightly,
But damn your avi is pretty dang sightly.
Still, I cannot trust you, PoonLover6969,
So the end of our friendship really is nigh.
I need to delete this insidious app,
But first, can I get one final snap?
–Morgan Schultz, Staff Member