The Sundial decided it was about time they had a horoscope section. So, they tasked one of their esteemed writers with the assignment. Unfortunately, she was unable to finish the piece. Shown here are her words with some of the gaps filled in by autocomplete.
Aries: Today is your day to come home and do the work.
Ignore what I was saying and go out there and be a little late.
Your lucky numbers are: in my mind
Taurus: Saturn is in the front of the garage tonight.
Make sure to avoid the meeting, and as always, be on
the watch for the night shift.
Your lucky numbers are: good but you don’t need me
Gemini: Secrets may be a good time for y’all, but that
doesn’t mean you have to get food for you. Never apologize
for your time and your time.
Your lucky numbers are: not going down
Cancer: This month is one of the semester classes left.
Cancers are especially susceptible to cancer, and
should look out for signs of blood and blood pressure.
Your lucky numbers are: you going?
Leo: The might of the Lion was supposed to be a great.
It is a time of balance. Make sure to leave behind
a few more things and make room for a new house.
Your lucky numbers are: not good for your parents
Virgo: Love is in your mind Virgo! It is the best time
to edit the email. Always remember to take deep breaths
and get to know your thoughts.
Your lucky numbers are: in my email list
Libra: Out with the old and in with the same Libra! This season
is your season to get back home. Never say I’m not a good person!
Your lucky numbers are: not a bad thing
Scorpio: This one might be a better day for you Scorpio.
Take extra time for you and I, and make sure you’re looking
out for me a little.
Your lucky numbers are: in the front door
Sagittarius: The moon is the best game show. Why regret
anything you have done when you could live your life!
Your lucky numbers are: you still looking for something?
Capricorn: All signs point to me the best for you Capricorn.
Storms might be coming your way, but lower your anchor
and the union at the meeting is going on.
Your lucky numbers are: good, but I’ll definitely be doing something
Aquarius: What a time to be able to put it on Facebook!
Dress well, eat well, and do breakfast. Nothing is
wrong with this one.
Your lucky numbers are: in your name and your address
Pisces: Live, Laugh, was the way. This month will be
one of best friends, but in the end you will be a great person.
Your lucky numbers are: in the same place as the other guy
Written by Hannah Wagner, Senior Staff Writer