Went into the boys’ bathroom once in third grade on accident

Heelys are things that I have never owned

Yearbook pictures: regrettable 

 

I was actually cool and everyone was just jealous 

 

Grew bangs, cut them myself 

Only kid on the playground who was bad at foursquare

Threw up at a slumber party after eating too much edible lip gloss

 

Bullies were really just unhappy with themselves

Ugly

Loser, but like, in a funny way? 

Looks at the thesaurus 

I don’t know?? Please tell me. 

Ears

Dumb bitch


Written by Sarah Palazzo, Co-President