Early Tuesday morning Kristina Johnson announced a new deal for Ohio State students. The University President expressed her gratitude for the Buckeye community and how students continue to inspire her every day. During this holiday season, President Johnson was inspired to introduce Ohio State University’s very first Black Friday sale!
University officials detailed that the sale would start at 6 am on November 25, and last until 11:59pm. To get the exclusive 40% off offer, students must pay their spring bill in its entirety within the sale window. This exciting announcement brings relief to many students after the grim news last week that tuition would be doubled this spring.
Johnson went on to announce a special Thanksgiving Luncheon held by the Office of Diversity and Inclusion and the Office of International Affairs. At the thanksgiving luncheon Johnson is expected to speak in front of valuable alumni and talented students.
A leaked conversation from the president’s office regarding the speech follows “President Johnson is incredibly excited to speak to members of the community at the thanksgiving luncheon. She has big plans for the university that she will be unveiling at the luncheon. We’re not allowed to talk much about it, but it includes the designs for the all-new KJ fracking site to be built on the oval. I mean, she must pay for the black Friday deal somehow!”
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