Well that was quick. OSU Sophomore Trey Turner has already broken his New Year’s Resolution.
And it wasn’t even a hard one either. Turner, who is lactose intolerant, said that for the entire year of 2023 he would never consume milk at a party again. Pretty simple right? No milk means no bathroom embarrassment. But in Turner’s inebriated state, he forgot that there was cheese in the Buffalo Cheese Dip! Oh well! You’ll get ‘em next year Trey! If you think about it, two minutes is a really long time so The Sundial commends you for trying!
All efforts weren’t for naught though. An official record recorder from Guinness was present at the party and, they still have to check with corporate, Trey Turner might be a world record holder! Is it an inherently embarrassing record? Yes. But everyone gets their fifteen minutes of fame, it is just that in Trey’s case it was two.
Written by Julian Rodgers, Staff Writer