- Does this Arby’s validate parking?
- What do you think the mass of an average acorn squash is? In grams and lbs?
- Do you think cockroaches know that people hate them? Take a position and then write an 8-10 sentence paragraph citing examples from the text.
- Sorry if I seem tense, it’s just been so long since I’ve inhabited a body.
- Oh, golly gee I can’t even remember the last time I went out on a date with someone that wasn’t a bubonic plague victim.
- I don’t know what it is, but your face just screams hepatitis.
- What’s the first thing you notice about a girl: her eyes, her smile, or the fact that she can dig up 25 graves in under an hour?
- I guess you could say I’m celebrating tonight. I just got taken off the FBI’s ten most wanted list.
- Sorry if I’m a little sweaty. I came straight here from working out. Well…it wasn’t so much working out as it was carrying this really heavy sack far into the woods. I can’t tell you what was in the sack, because I just got off parole, but it was quite the workout…
- Man, I’d really love to kiss you right now. I’d also love to throw your body over a waterfall and just see what happens, but maybe we save that for our second date.
-Maddie Gottfried, Staff Member