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Around this cold and miserable season in Central Ohio, the promises of brighter pastures appear in unexpected places: a well-balanced Terra Byte Mocha, Phone Time in Bed, and Career Fairs. Career Fairs promise an allure of great salaries and terrible… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS, OH — During these uncertain times, The Ohio State University has decided to implement a class to combat the growing racial ignorance throughout the country. However, in the face of the incoming Trump presidency, the university found itself forced… Continue Reading →
5’7. Pale. Sweaty. A beard that’s not doing him any favors. Uncomfortable to look at. You may just think I’m describing the average male college student. And I am. But I’m also painting you a picture of one particular peculiar… Continue Reading →
College football: a time-honored, great American tradition in which university students cheer on their classmates and fifty-somethings proudly refuse to live down their “glory days.” After Notre Dame’s triumph over Penn State at the Orange Bowl, and Ohio State’s win… Continue Reading →
JAN 20 th – Sharp-eyed viewers of today’s inauguration may have noticed some odd behaviors from new vice president JD Vance, such as some chittering and squirming. Indeed, the Sundial can now confirm that the JD Vance we saw at… Continue Reading →
I am writing this confession in the way a person confesses to their priest. I have had multiple dreams about the voice of the CABS buses. Is this normal? I’m afraid to tell anyone out of fear. How am I… Continue Reading →
This year, I’ve decided to make some changes that I believe will truly set my year up right, so I’m posting them for accountability. I want to follow the pheromones of desire to a big heaping mound of prosperity. Please… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS, OH — Early on Friday morning, The Ohio State University announced that the Lawrence Tower residence hall would be closed due to a mass of fungal growth, the likes of which we’ve never seen since Ryan Day took off… Continue Reading →
MIAMI (OF OHIO) – Cruising giant Carnival Cruise Lines has today acquired William Oxley Thompson Libraries from The Ohio State University Libraries for an undisclosed sum. The deal was announced during a Study Break deck party in the Oval, with… Continue Reading →
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