COLUMBUS, OH — During these uncertain times, The Ohio State University has decided to implement a class to combat the growing racial ignorance throughout the country. However, in the face of the incoming Trump presidency, the university found itself forced… Continue Reading →
College football: a time-honored, great American tradition in which university students cheer on their classmates and fifty-somethings proudly refuse to live down their “glory days.” After Notre Dame’s triumph over Penn State at the Orange Bowl, and Ohio State’s win… Continue Reading →
JAN 20 th – Sharp-eyed viewers of today’s inauguration may have noticed some odd behaviors from new vice president JD Vance, such as some chittering and squirming. Indeed, the Sundial can now confirm that the JD Vance we saw at… Continue Reading →
I am writing this confession in the way a person confesses to their priest. I have had multiple dreams about the voice of the CABS buses. Is this normal? I’m afraid to tell anyone out of fear. How am I… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS, OH — Early on Friday morning, The Ohio State University announced that the Lawrence Tower residence hall would be closed due to a mass of fungal growth, the likes of which we’ve never seen since Ryan Day took off… Continue Reading →
MIAMI (OF OHIO) – Cruising giant Carnival Cruise Lines has today acquired William Oxley Thompson Libraries from The Ohio State University Libraries for an undisclosed sum. The deal was announced during a Study Break deck party in the Oval, with… Continue Reading →
On October 15th, 2024, The Ohio State University was blessed with the presence of presidential candidate, multimillionaire, and famous rapper (alter ego, Da Vek) Vivek Ramaswamy in part of Turning Point USA’s “You are being brainwashed tour.” This event boasted… Continue Reading →
We at the Sundial love a big scoop. And that’s why when we found out that President Walter “Ted” Carter, Jr. recently got a 3.5% “cost-of-living” raise and a bonus of around $168,000, we wanted to investigate. After all, a… Continue Reading →
Living in a shared space, especially with a stranger, can be a daunting experience. There’s enough horror stories going around about terrible roommates, so it’s common not to question someone’s weird behavior. Adjusting to college is hard and can sometimes… Continue Reading →
Last week it was revealed that President Ted Carter received a $38,500 raise and a $164,368 bonus. This was met with a lot of outrage, but I think we should all be very happy for him! He has had such… Continue Reading →
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