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OSU Libraries Announces Sale of Thompson Library to Carnival Cruise Lines

MIAMI (OF OHIO) – Cruising giant Carnival Cruise Lines has today acquired William Oxley Thompson Libraries from The Ohio State University Libraries for an undisclosed sum. The deal was announced during a Study Break deck party in the Oval, with… Continue Reading →

Youth Literacy Falling In Decline, “Textbooks and Harmful Education to Blame” Claims Instagram

It’s Wednesday night, 11:15 pm to be exact. The tablet sitting in front of you has been on the same page since 8:30 pm. 2 hours and 45 minutes ago. As each minute passes and the closer you get to… Continue Reading →

Sirens in Medina Lure Sundial Member  

Like many other Ohio State students, I found myself wondering what to do during the week between finals ending and my summer chem class beginning… seemingly my only free week for the entire summer. Like others, I had plans for… Continue Reading →

OPINION: We Have Lost Some of the Greatest Masc Lesbians of Our Generation to the Catholic Church

SLAMMERS, COLUMBUS- Recently, the LGBTQ+ community has experienced unprecedented amounts of turmoil. For the past few years, there has been a noticeable decline in the number of masc lesbians within the community. Whispers of this so-called “Masc Shortage” have circulated… Continue Reading →

Allyship? CampusParc to Launch Rainbow Colored Meters

In a sick and twisted turn of events, CampusParc is rolling out a new initiative for Pride Month: painting their parking meters rainbow. This act of performative allyship is a first for the evil corporation, hoping to capitalize on the… Continue Reading →

Why I Relate to Ellen as a Lesbian Who Also Sucks

For Lesbians, good representation in the media has often been a scarcity. For the majority of my life, I looked to sapphic-coded, “tom-boy” side characters with long-haired boyfriends and straight women in flannels to try to see a reflection of… Continue Reading →

OSU to Replace Brutus Buckeye with ‘Shoppy’

Following the success of YouTube’s first ever fashion show, Creators in Fashion, The Ohio State University has taken inspiration from the event and adopted a new mascot to represent the institution. For the first time in the University’s history, the… Continue Reading →

Bebe Rexha Actually Brutus Buckeye

“Where is Bebe Rexha when you need her?” This is the question nearly every OSU student is asking. Except for those working in the Ohio Union, who can expect to hear the update that she is still good, feeling alright,… Continue Reading →

“The Talk” Featuring Bill Nye the Science Guy

On Monday, April 1, the beloved scientist and TV personality William “Bill” Sanford Nye came to The Ohio State University. As a scientist, Nye was tasked with presenting a topic few Ohio State students (especially Sundialers) have had experience with:… Continue Reading →

Group of Men on Sidewalk Make Room for Grubhub Robot But Not Human Woman

Vagina havers and fem-presenting folk of Ohio State, you know what I am talking about. The sexism shuffle. The testosterone tango. The wage gap waltz. Whatever you want to call it, we have all been there. As we stroll across… Continue Reading →

The Death of Twink Death: Keebler Elf Birth

In a world of doom, gloom, and capitalism, the pursuit of being young is at the forefront of people’s minds. This pressure is highest for gay men—especially twinks. Twink Death is the phenomenon describing the point in time when a… Continue Reading →

Ohio State Nerds To Go Into Mourning

As spring break approaches, members of the Ohio State community are excited to take a break from their studies and catch a flight to a tropical destination to forget all of their troubles for a week. However, for a certain… Continue Reading →

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