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Around this cold and miserable season in Central Ohio, the promises of brighter pastures appear in unexpected places: a well-balanced Terra Byte Mocha, Phone Time in Bed, and Career Fairs. Career Fairs promise an allure of great salaries and terrible… Continue Reading →
5’7. Pale. Sweaty. A beard that’s not doing him any favors. Uncomfortable to look at. You may just think I’m describing the average male college student. And I am. But I’m also painting you a picture of one particular peculiar… Continue Reading →
I am writing this confession in the way a person confesses to their priest. I have had multiple dreams about the voice of the CABS buses. Is this normal? I’m afraid to tell anyone out of fear. How am I… Continue Reading →
This year, I’ve decided to make some changes that I believe will truly set my year up right, so I’m posting them for accountability. I want to follow the pheromones of desire to a big heaping mound of prosperity. Please… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS, OH — Early on Friday morning, The Ohio State University announced that the Lawrence Tower residence hall would be closed due to a mass of fungal growth, the likes of which we’ve never seen since Ryan Day took off… Continue Reading →
We at the Sundial love a big scoop. And that’s why when we found out that President Walter “Ted” Carter, Jr. recently got a 3.5% “cost-of-living” raise and a bonus of around $168,000, we wanted to investigate. After all, a… Continue Reading →
TRADITIONS AT MORRILL – OSU Dining Services leadership has announced a strategic currency pivot for our campus’s local Sodexo reseller establishments. Effective immediately, meal swipes will be phased out in favor of ration books. University president Ted Carter said this… Continue Reading →
We at The Sundial have a deep respect for journalism, much like other news organizations on campus, such as The Lantern. This includes using “AP guidelines” to modify the word choice of testimonials when individuals misspeak or misrepresent current issues…. Continue Reading →
“Where is Bebe Rexha when you need her?” This is the question nearly every OSU student is asking. Except for those working in the Ohio Union, who can expect to hear the update that she is still good, feeling alright,… Continue Reading →
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