The Ohio State University: Most likely, if you are reading this, you go here. With an endowment numbering in the billions of dollars, you must understand that the university is subsisting on a shoestring-thin budget, and is unable to risk… Continue Reading →
Forget your BUCKID again? Lose the key to your suite? Did your roommate kick you out for the third time this week so he and his girlfriend can pork in peace? Well, you simple young’un, worry not! We’ve all been… Continue Reading →
It’s 1:15 pm on the dot, class has only been in session for 30 minutes with 50 more to go. You just ate lunch and drank two cups of coffee. Now, you’re sitting in a giant, quiet lecture hall and… Continue Reading →
Hello and welcome to the horoscope page! Our usual psychic medium, Glowing Gail, has been away the past few weeks while finishing up the taping of her new reality show, Gail’s Nails, in which Gail, a licensed nail technician, gives… Continue Reading →
To many Ohio State students and alumni, the University’s alma mater, “Carmen Ohio,” is a hymn that inspires feelings of pride and nostalgia. Upon hearing the song, they are reminded of the good friends they made and the bonding experiences… Continue Reading →
Well…it’s that time of year again. The trees are turning colors, the breeze is getting a little chillier, and you can’t tell for the life of you if that basic white guy in the chinos, Sperry’s, and collared shirt of… Continue Reading →
It’s the beginning of the year again, and with that comes meeting your new roommate or roommates! Some of you will be lucky and this person will be your best friend for the rest of life. Others of you will… Continue Reading →
The Ohio State University had to let go of its greatest icons earlier this week: Brutus Buckeye was terminated for embezzling $3 million from the athletic department over the course of 8 years. Following his termination, Mr. Buckeye was intercepted… Continue Reading →
It started with a half-hearted promise, one year ago. When Tyler Plath’s parents dropped him off on Move-In Day, they made him promise them that he would not ever use intoxicating substances. “Remember what you’re here for,” said his father,… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS—A popular campus dining location at The Ohio State University has been shut down indefinitely after several student reports of a haunting. Traditions at Kennedy, affectionately known as KComm, was a prime eating spot for students until last weekend when… Continue Reading →
COLUMBUS, OHIO—“Racism is so messed up…Like seriously.” After centuries of racial divide in America, one college student decided enough was enough. Second year student at Ohio State University Mia Pravdic took to Twitter to voice her distaste for the atrocities… Continue Reading →
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