Oxford English Dictionary doesn’t define Eli Gardner. That’s a person, not a dictionary word. If you were expecting a definition, you should probably review the type of things you might find in a dictionary.

Eli Gardner is currently struggling through pre-medicine and using humor as an outlet for his stress and rage. His mortal enemies are the television show Friends, real life friends, and also the kid who used to take his lunch money in middle school. His likes include the music of Elliott Smith and when people laugh at him. He dislikes include when people laugh with him and writing about himself in the third person as if someone who is not him is writing. His favorite movie is Kangaroo Jack and his favorite television show is also Kangaroo Jack. Also his tattoo is not a reference to the movie The Blind Side and if you ask him if it is he will likely pout.