- Barack Obama is our nation’s first black, mixed-race, Indian, extra-galactic president.
- George Washington could not tell a lie. He had a rare disease known as “Pinocchio Syndrome” which made him physically react to lying.
- Martin Van Buren was, in fact, president at some point.
- Thomas Jefferson coined the phrase “Jungle Fever” as well as “once you go black, you never go back”
- Theodore Roosevelt was shot during every speech he ever gave.
- Abraham Lincoln wore such a large top hat and had such a magnificent beard because he actually had three heads stacked on top of each other. The other two were his slaves.
- Franklin Deleanor Roosevelt.
- William Howard Taft was never removed from the bathtub. He just shoved his legs through and wore them as sturdy porcelain underwear for the rest of his life. (The drain was quite convenient!)
- In a brilliant example of time travel, Abraham Lincoln was born in the log cabin he built himself.
–Bri Forney, Staff-Writer