It’s always healthy to think about the luckier details of your life. Because many of us have recently become jaded and cynical, here’s a little bit of help: 10 reasons you are luckier than you think.
- Your name isn’t Hefty Cavendish.
- If you name IS Hefty Cavendish, you were just mentioned in a very prestigious College Comedy Magazine!
- We live in an age of convenient and infinite information, so much so that we throw a giant hissy fit for every 30 seconds “wasted” buffering while you wait to watch your favorite show about Crystal Meth Dealers.
- My brother isn’t a psychopath. I’m speaking about MY brother but that’s really a plus for everyone!
- You can listen to Band-Aid’s “Do They Even Know It’s Christmastime?” as many times as you like without ever having to actually help anyone in Africa.
- You can safely assume that song is about people in Africa, nowhere near here.
- Remember that time you hooked up with anyone? Yeah, that was awesome.
- Have you ever tried a canoli? Either way, this is a blessing. If you already have, your life is obviously a little bit better than it would have been. If not, an absolutely magical event approaches on the horizon.
- Hoses are pretty cool.
- You just got a chuckle out of this funny list!
- Oh, you didn’t chuckle. Well then, you get to feel like an arrogant jerk because apparently you’re funnier than me. Life must be really great being as smart and hilarious as you! Can’t wait to read some of your comedy….douche.
–Collin Gossel, Editor-In-Chief