INTRODUCING
SNARKY
The Greeting Card Company
Individually Made Cards For Your Loved Ones
Simply fill out our online form by providing us with a stereotype, occasion and any other information you feel is pertinent for us to know. We guarantee that within a week, one of our staff members will design a card, sure resonate with the intended recipient
SNARKY
The Personalized Greeting Card
SOME OF OUR FAVORITES INCLUDE:
INTERFAITH COUPLE- Hanukkah and Christmas
MAZEL TOE!
The real miracle of Hanukkah is that between Christmas and your special eight nights,
you didn’t break the bank with all those presents!
Merry Christmakah!
THE UNGRATEFUL GRANDCHILD- Christmas
“JING A LING LING”- goes Wal-mart Santa’s Bell
In honor of your charitable heart
I donated loose change to the Salvation Army in your name
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
MILITANT CHRISTIAN-Christmas
Jesus Christ died for our sins
I know you would do the same for mine
HAPPY INACCURATE BIRTHDAY OF JESUS!
ORTHODOX JEWISH GRANDPARENTS-Hanukkah
“HAPPY FIRST NIGHT OF HANUKKAH”
“HAPPY SECOND NIGHT OF HANUKKAH”
“HAPPY THRID NIGHT OF HANUKKAH”
“HAPPY FOURTH NIGHT OF HANUKKAH”
“HAPPY FIFTH NIGHT OF HANUKKAH”
“HAPPY SIXTH NIGHT OF HANUKKAH”
“HAPPY SEVENTH NIGHT OF HANUKKAH”
“HAPPY EIGHTH NIGHT OF HANUKKAH
These cards were $2.99 a piece
They better stay on the mantle
Until AT LEAST July”
BLACK SHEEP OF THE FAMILY- Christmas
Knowing that you were hoping for a “white” Christmas
We all pitched in for a drug counselor
MERRY CHRISTMAS
-Hannah Wenger, Contributor