• Cancelled TV Series Club

Firefly, Sarah Silverman Program, The Jeselnik Offensive, Invader Zim, Farscape, and more! Want to meet other people that share your superior yet misunderstood tastes? Create movements where you and roughly thirty other students write angry letters to TV execs telling them to bring back your favorite program because you have nothing better to do with your time!

  • Henna Tattoo club

Nothing goes along with college quite like stupid decisions!… but, your parents might not be okay with rebellion. So, why not fake irresponsibility? Perfect if you are afraid of needles/are a wimp!

  • Wikipedia Entries Society

Speaking of hipster English majors, we need a collective of wikipedia vandals editors! Improve your comedy revision skills while immaturely promoting collective intelligence!

  • Angry Debate Club

If you have attended any of the OSU Debate Club’s presentations, you might have noticed the shocking lack of shouting, insults, and fists. This is for those who don’t like that stupid thing called “logic,” but loved to be right. Ice would be provided.

  • Guidos for Grindr

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  • Tumblr Club

Ever feel like the patriarchy is ruining your life? Think buzzfeed is just a bunch of lists that don’t amount to anything? Enjoy giving life advice to a target audience that 5 years younger than yourself? Then this would be the club for you! Coffee, sunglasses, and Doctor Who merchandise available for purchase at every meeting.

  • Clowns for Equality

Do you have a natural talent for making balloon animals, juggling, and scaring the living fuck out of Stephen King fans? Do you feel that your natural talents are belittled by people who use words like “weird” and “unmarketable?”  Well you need to be recognized as an individual, and we can help!

  • Lazy Cosplay club

For those who love cartoons and anime, but lack effort and creativity. Japanese highschool uniforms available for purchase at the beginning of each semester.

  • Undergraduate Females for Anthony Weiner

I have encountered many a woman (aged 18-22) who have told me “ever since I saw those leaked photos, I just can’t get that man out of my head.” This is understandable, and now it’s time that said Wiener-fetish become acceptable!

 -Kelli Knipe, Staff-Writer
-Clayton Stanley, Contributor