y am I still writing these things?

 

Sex Nurse – actually you just dress as a gynecologist

Sex School Girl – gynecological nursing student

Sex Soldier – make love AND war

Sex Cop – you get to be Ice T in Law and Order: Special Victims Unit

Sex Fireman – he only puts out fires caused by sex, so this is really more of a friction specialist and/or burn fetish analyst and/or anal-ist

Sex Maid – she only cleans up messes caused by sex, so this is really more of a laundry specialist and/or stain fetish analyst and/or anal-ist

Sex Sheet Ghost – the partner costume to Sex Maid

Sex Pirate – instead of plundering booty you… well…

Sex Football Player – it’s probably easy to go pro in a sport legitimately nobody wants to ever play

Sex Pumpkin – consult your gynecologist before engaging in pumpkin sex

-Bri Forney, Senior Staff-Member