y am I still writing these things?
Sex Nurse – actually you just dress as a gynecologist
Sex School Girl – gynecological nursing student
Sex Soldier – make love AND war
Sex Cop – you get to be Ice T in Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
Sex Fireman – he only puts out fires caused by sex, so this is really more of a friction specialist and/or burn fetish analyst and/or anal-ist
Sex Maid – she only cleans up messes caused by sex, so this is really more of a laundry specialist and/or stain fetish analyst and/or anal-ist
Sex Sheet Ghost – the partner costume to Sex Maid
Sex Pirate – instead of plundering booty you… well…
Sex Football Player – it’s probably easy to go pro in a sport legitimately nobody wants to ever play
Sex Pumpkin – consult your gynecologist before engaging in pumpkin sex
-Bri Forney, Senior Staff-Member