After former Sundial Vice-President and all around cool lady Bri Forney graduated this past semester, there’s been a void in this humor magazine; it’s almost as if something’s been removed. After looking far and wide for another person bold and crazy enough to replace her, The Sundial found its replacement in Josh Bodner. Unfortunately, Allan is uncreative and kind of an asshole, so here’s Superheroes with One Letter Removed:
The Lash: One day, Barry Allen was struck by lightning, and rather than dying, Barry got pretty fantastic at putting on mascara.
Ron Man: Played by Rupert Grint in the movie adaptation. Then by Nick Offerman in the reboots.
Beat Boy: After drinking an untested super serum, Gar Logan gains the power to change into any species of headphone.
Rave: Born with unthinkable powers as a result of being Half-Demon, Rave uses them to drop hella low.
Nightwig: After an early onset of male pattern baldness, Dick Grayson patrols the streets of Blüdhaven past dark, dressed in an unflattering toupee.
Deadpoo: When the writers decided they wanted an even MORE immature version of Deadpool.
Supergir: A byproduct of the much maligned DC-Invader Zim crossover.
Seel: Following in the footsteps of his idol, Superman, John Henry Irons donned a Pokémon-themed outfit and began to fight crime.
He-Hulk: The writers really didn’t feel like adding in more female representation, so they made another male hulk. His human persona is way manlier than Bruce Banner. Let’s be real here: Science, unlike reading comic books, is for nerds.
-Allan, Staff-Member