NEW JERSEY – With the growing popularity of Nick Jonas’s solo music and acting career and with Joe Jonas being on the NBC show “I Can Do That” and fronting his own band called DNCE, the nonessential third Jonas Brother, Kevin Jonas, is reminding people that he, too, is still alive. “I’m doing things. I have a wife. I have a child. I’m a dad now, guys. Remember?” Kevyn claims while blatantly ignoring the brief and failed reality show he had with his wife.
We asked Lindsey Dugan, the one person who watched “Married to Jonas,” to sum it up for us so we didn’t have to watch it: “I can’t really attest to what Kevin and his wife Daniel were up to. I just fast-forwarded to see if Nick or Joe were going to make an appearance. They weren’t in a lot of episodes, which was very disheartening. All I know is that there was a lot of talk about them having a baby or something, but I’m not sure what happened with that,” Dugan reports.
“Okay, first off. My wife’s name is Danielle, not Daniel. She is a woman. I am not gay. I am supportive of the gay community, however, I am married to a female. Secondly, we DID have a baby. It was a big thing, guys, come on.” Kivin retorts.
Dugan responded, “Okay, sure. Where’s Nick? I’m so glad he broke up with that model. Could you give him my number? Is Joe’s hair really as soft as it looks? Is it true he knows magic? Can you also give him my number?”
It was at that point where that guy we were interviewing starting flipping through the camera roll on his phone to prove the ‘existence of his daughter.’ We let him talk while we watched a YouTube video on our phones of Joe Jonas’s attempt to do a magic trick on “I Can Do That” one more time. We continue to wonder what that other Jonas Brother is up to.
-Lauren Moliterno, Senior Staff Member