Every Buckeye’s favorite season is football season. But not everyone knows the essential kickoff chant! Have no fear, The Sundial has the chant in its entirety for you to finally be able to keep up!
O – H – I – O Rip his fucking head off! … and take his shoes
… and steal his girl
… and slash his tires
… and use his parking pass
… and use his meal plan
…and steal his Cane’s sauce
…and give him your coleslaw
… and eat his leftovers
… and leave crumbs in his bed
…and check his Facebook for friend requests
… looks like he has none
… and leave hair in his shower drain
… and forget to pay rent
… and leave dirty dishes in his sink
… and make him step on a Lego
… and take his football
… and use his toothbrush
… and use all his K-cups
… and unfollow him on twitter
…and tangle his headphones
… and watch Justin Bieber’s Never Say Never on his Netflix
…and check his Tindr matches
…looks like he has none
And if you made it all the way through to this point in the chant, it’s probably time for the next kick off so start all over again!!
-Lauren Moliterno and Travis Filicky, Senior Staff Members