On the 12th day of Christmas Millennial
my true love gave to me:
12 Uke-ers uke-ing
11 Vapers vaping
10 Lordes a Leaping
‘90s Nostalgia
8 Lactose free Lattes
7 Mila Kunis imaginary oral-sex scenes
6 Leese a Gaying
5 Wrestling Rings
4 Vlogging Birds
3 Freedom Hens
2 Ninja Turtles
and some garbage in your News Feed
-Vanilla Valley, Senior Staff Member