Just a totally rad guy.

Ostrich

Sings like a little bird.

Hot sister?

 

Makes great cupcakes I bet.

Is way smarter than me.

Did you know he can slam a revolving door?

Don’t fact check that.

Listen, I swear it’s true.

Everything I have ever said is true.

 

Never ever has he owned an Apple product.

Apple is evil.

MICROSOFT FOREVER

EVIL = APPLE

 

Bashes OSU food plans hilariously.

Oozes coolness,

Don’t cha know?

Not ostrich.

Elephant?

Rad guy, AMIRIGHT?

-Lauren Moliterno, Senior Staff Member