Just a totally rad guy.
Ostrich
Sings like a little bird.
Hot sister?
Makes great cupcakes I bet.
Is way smarter than me.
Did you know he can slam a revolving door?
Don’t fact check that.
Listen, I swear it’s true.
Everything I have ever said is true.
Never ever has he owned an Apple product.
Apple is evil.
MICROSOFT FOREVER
EVIL = APPLE
Bashes OSU food plans hilariously.
Oozes coolness,
Don’t cha know?
Not ostrich.
Elephant?
Rad guy, AMIRIGHT?
-Lauren Moliterno, Senior Staff Member