After the one episode The Sing-Off Christmas episode failed to get good ratings in December of 2014, NBC thought they were done with the reality a cappella show. That was until a die-hard fan, of Patrick Stump not Bruce Willis, offered to pay “eleventy gajillion dollars to pick the show up for forever.”
“His hat just makes me warm in all the right places” Ivy Decker said. With Patrick Stump a new-ish judge on the show, her diabolical plan should have the Fall Out Boy lead-singer come on after The Voice until NBC finally gets put out of business by CBS and cable networks that just syndicate Friends and Will and Grace.
“After everyone else in the world forgot about the band until Big Hero 6 came out, I decided not to let that happen ever again” Ms. Decker proclaimed.
To further fulfill her fan girl fantasies, the show is expected to add two new judges in the upcoming Spring season: John Green and, I’m assuming, Benedict Cumberbatch. As the new executive producer to the show, Ivy has promised America a collaboration album between the hosts. The 14-year-old girls at E! News have predicted the album will be named either “Fault In-to Our Darkness”, “Save Rock, Paper Towns, and Scissors”, or “Ivy Decker Made Us Do This”.
Whether this show will be a fabulous revival like the “Sex and The City” 2008 movie, or a huge flop like the “Sex and The City” 2010 movie I don’t know. Regardless, I’m getting all my besties, like Anna Kendrick and Rebel Wilson, to watch the show with me. There is no doubt Ivy Decker will have pleasant dreams for the rest of her life.
-Phillip Sanderell, Contributor