Wha-at?!
Coming.
Email? Email is easy. We can figure this out before dinner.
It’s not even on. Turn it on.
If it doesn’t turn on, make sure it’s plugged in.
OK, let’s move the computer closer to an outlet.
It’s on; give it a second.
Click OK.
No, wait. Click “update later.”
Never install an update the first time they ask.
What’s your password?
Wait, what’s your password?
Do you think “wordpass” is a clever password?
Try typing with more than two fingers.
Yes, there is a key for every letter. Keep looking.
You spent five minutes looking for the AMPERSAND?
I’m getting hungry, are we almost finished?
To attach the document, go to ‘File.’ Click ‘File.’
OK, left-click.
Only click once.
Click and drag to select…
Click and hold, and then drag what you want to select.
Now right-click.
No, right click over the selected…
OK, forget it.
Do you see ‘Documents?’ It’s on the desktop.
Try squinting at the screen.
Lean into the monitor and look for it. It’s on the desktop.
Scrunch your face as tight as you can. I see it; do you?
NO, we’re not installing the update now! “Update Later!”
Everyone is hungry; we need to send this now.
Shoot! We forgot the attachment!
Move over, I’m fixing it.
No, you’re the one that used “wordpass” for a password.
Dammit, mom, let me do it!
-Travis Filicky, Senior Staff Member and computer guru