COLUMBUS – After seeing a message written on the bathroom stall door of a classroom building, Gwyneth Weinstein, student at The Ohio State University, decided to change her life drastically. “I was having a bad week and was really bored in my English 1101 class when I went to take a piss and I saw a variety of different sayings, written in various Sharpies, right in front of me,” says Weinstein, still sitting in the same stall since she insisted that upon first look we would understand the impact it has made on her life. She showed us the various sayings scribbled on the stall door that had motivated her epiphany. The vandalized words included: “Chin up, darling, your crown is falling,” “You are beautiful, even when you poop,” and “For a good time, call ***-***-****.” She went on, “Someone took the time out of their day to help other people realize their beauty and THAT is beautiful. I decided to switch my major from Pre-Med to Inspirational Sayings.” Weinstein continued on to explain that she went to her Advisor the next day, who informed her that that was not in fact a real area of study. She was so distraught that she withdrew from the university, claiming that “the world just wants everyone to be unhappy” and it was her duty to inspire women relieving themselves everywhere. She claims that even if she can’t study it, she has chosen this new path in life and will devote all of her time writing on bathroom walls. Weinstein then unhinged the bathroom stall to take it home so that she would never forget what inspired her breakthrough. She plans to copy those sayings word for word onto other bathroom stall doors until she can come up with her own.
-Lauren Moliterno, Senior Staff Member