Known by some and loved by few, Derek Savage is one of the least likeable internet celebrities you’ve probably never heard of. His first taste of fame was an unspecified issue of Playgirl. He then went on to write some piece of shit novels that no one cares about, one being a semi-autobiographical novel called The Dancer, a harrowing tale about the problems of being an “attractive,” straight, white male stripper. This alleged ex-stripper wrote a bunch of dumb fucking children’s books about a big orange cat named Radical Dog. I’m just messing with you. He’s an untalented piece of shit. He called the monstrosity Cool Cat. The cherry on top of his miserable existence? Right on his website next to his Playgirl magazine shoot is a link to buy his crap children’s books. Anyways, here are some gifs you came here to mindlessly consume.
1.When you’re trying to kill a fly, so you pull out the big guns
https://gfycat.com/MarvelousTangibleBluebottlejellyfish
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2. Fuck signs.
https://gfycat.com/LazyGaseousGoat
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3.When you’re just trying to get the right selfie
http://www.dereksavage.com/kama01.gif
4.When you try to play Van Halen’s “Jump” to summon the Devil, but he never shows up
https://gfycat.com/EvergreenZigzagFlies
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5. When the acid hits
https://gfycat.com/EmbellishedImpartialCardinal
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6. When you come up with a really good idea, but you can’t type because you have giant orange paws
https://gfycat.com/FrighteningLeftChameleon
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7. When you’re caught up in fear and existential dread
https://gfycat.com/EvenAdorableDonkey
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8. When you try to kidnap people
https://gfycat.com/SpotlessElegantChameleon
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9. When bae says their parents aren’t home 😉
https://gfycat.com/GreatSilkyArmednylonshrimp
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10. When you’re really good at tagging buildings
https://gfycat.com/JauntyUntriedAdeliepenguin
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—Adam Hribar, Staff Member