In light of recent news of a giant meteor plummeting towards earth, The Sundial has decided to revise its horoscopes for this week.
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Aquarius: You are going to die.
Pisces: You are going to die.
Aries: You are going to die.
Taurus: You are going to die.
Gemini: You are going to die.
Cancer: You are going to die.
Leo: You are going to die.
Virgo: You are going to die.
Libra: You are going to die.
Scorpio: You are going to die.
Sagittarius: You are going to die.
Capricorn: You are going to die.
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-EJS, Staff Member