Of course you know that any swipe on the University dining plan is eight dollars at a university market and five dollars at a university convenience store, but are you curious how the swipe for dollars exchange could get any better? Well here at The Sundial, we have compiled the top ten alternatives for using extra swipes.
1.One swipe is eight dollars towards your first ounce of marijuana.
Only if you buy from the university dealer in Kennedy Commons.
2. One swipe is one extra vote in any given election.
Note: You must register each of your swipes to vote in Franklin County, Ohio prior to Election Day.
3. One swipe becomes one sense of self-worth.
It’ll leave you feeling as warm as when you peed yourself that one time in first grade.
4. Exchange all your swipes at the beginning of the week for a great diet.
Get that svelte look you’ve always wanted with this exchange (WARNING: Not recommended for those who are pregnant or super high and looking for some munchies).
5. Ten swipes is a date with that one girl in your calculus class that you think is really cute.
You know, the one you keep telling yourself you’ll ask for her number but then don’t because you don’t have humor or charisma.
6. Three swipes become humor and charisma for a week.
The Sundial staff makes the exchange every Sunday morning if you want to join.
7. Eleven swipes and that girl might actually enjoy the date.
Twelve swipes and she might wink at you seductively once or twice if you don’t actually have charisma
8. Six swipes can be exchanged for complete knowledge of Afrikaans.
Late ‘80s Afrikaans, so you also become a flaming racist.
9. One swipe at any bar is one year tacked on to your age.
Much cheaper than a fake ID, we promise.
10. Twenty swipes is love and friendship for the rest of your life.
Unavailable with the unlimited plan.
–Connor Rigney, Staff Member