Elijah was walking home from getting dinner at Bibibop when he saw a guy running around on four legs. “Hey, that’s dumb,” Elijah shouted. “And bad for your back,” he continued. The guy stood up and that’s when Elijah knew what was going to happen. “Aw, here it goes,” Elijah quoted from the Nickelodeon hit show “Kenan and Kel” that ran from 1996 to 2000.
The guy then bit Elijah on the arm, shot him from his imaginary finger guns, and ran off. “Thanks, ya dirty marshmallow!” Elijah looked down at the bite mark. “Well, now I have to deal with this. All I wanted to do was go home, eat my ‘bop, and now I can’t. Hey! Is that your breath or old mayonnaise?” Elijah tried yelling back to the werewolf who was like, super gone by now.
“What did you just say to me?” Said Some Lady that was standing near him.
“Oh, not you, Some Lady.”
“Oh, so you won’t own up to that horrible insult you just shouted at me?”
“Look, Some Lady, if I was going to insult you, I’d say ‘You look like the kind of person they’d hire to help rehabilitate sex addicts.’ But I didn’t say that, so I obviously haven’t insulted you. You may leave now.”
“Listen here, punk. I will not take this!” Some Lady yelled as she started charging at Elijah.
Before he could avoid it, Elijah transformed into his new wolf-self and tripped the lady as she was running at him. She fell down startled, but not injured. Elijah then changed back, picked up his Bibibop (which landed perfectly upright), and walked home.
Elijah never transformed again, because he decided not to.
He was more powerful.