ANN ARBOR, MICHIGAN – After a twelve-hour standoff with police, local thirteen-year-old Kayla Watson was apprehended for the murders of six individuals. “I did it for Niall!” she said as she was dragged away by police and put into solitary confinement. After getting into an argument on Twitter about which One Direction member was the hottest, Kayla tracked the six girls who she argued with and gruesomely murdered them. “They kept saying Harry was the hottest. They were obviously fake fans who needed to be eliminated,” she tweeted before her arrest. Officers at the scene said they understood her anger and she is expected to get all charges dropped.
–Mare Smythii, Contributor