Whether you’re on the team, in the band, or on the sidelines, something about football just screams romance. We sent out our Sundial Singles to try and use these pickup lines to get some digits. Here are the top rated Ohio State Football Pick Up Lines, guaranteed to get you a date:
Is your team sponsored by Nike? Because I’d “Just Do It” with you.
Is your last name Bosa? Because you look like you’re pretty good with the sack.
Are you No. 16? Because I want you to Barre-ett all.
Are you a wide receiver? Because that ass is fetching.
Are you Urban Meyer? Because you’re expressionless.
Are you a ref? Because I need flagged.
Are you the waterboy? Because I’m thirsty.
Are you a TV timeout? Because I’ll wait.
Are you in C deck? Because you’re the only 10 I-C.
Are you a first down? Because it looks like I have four chances to get you.
Are you Carmen Ohio? Because you can sing MY praise.
Are you in the band? Because it looks like you’re only good for halftime entertainment.
Would you tackle me in the end zone? ‘Cause that would be pass interference.
Are you Ezekiel Elliott? Because you’re running very fast away from me.
Are you a football? Because it looks like you’re covered in pigskin.
Are you a buckeye? Because that ass is poison.
Are the receiving team? Because I’d rip your fucking head off.
–Lauren Moliterno, Senior Staff Member and Travis Filicky, Senior Staff Member