Said the Dog

“Woof”

Said the dog for want of food.

“Dude”

Said the frat boy for want of beer.

“Arf arf”

Said the dog chasing his ball

“That’s Chill”

Said the frat boy about the “Entourage” marathon

“GggRRrr”

Said the dog to protect his turf.

“Bro.”

Said the frat boy to protect his squat rack

“Awwwooooooo!”

Said the dog to the female dog.

“AAwwwoooooo!”

Said the frat boy to the girl at the bar.

“Gross.”

Responded the entire female populace.

–Brian Hribar, Contributor