Disclaimer: I have never seen Grey’s Anatomy and have never written fanfiction. Nevertheless, here is my Grey’s Anatomy fanfiction. Enjoy!
The One Where They Do Medicine
“Shouldn’t we be treating our patient’s incurable heart disease,” said Dr. George, as Dr. Grey shoved him against the wall of the linen closet.
“I guess you’re right Dr. George.” Dr. Grey responded sadly. “We’ll have to bang in this linen closet during our next two-hour break.”
As Dr. George and Dr. Grey exited the closet, they see the very sexy Dr. Patrick Dempsey run past.
“Looking attractive today!” Said Dr. Grey, as she admired how sexy and attractive Dr. Patrick Dempsey looked that morning.
“Can’t talk now Dr. Grey! One of my forty-two patients is flat lining and I only have thirty minutes before they die,” said Dr. Patrick Dempsey as he walked off, sexily.
Dr. Grey noticed that Dr. George looked sad.
“What’s wrong Dr. George?”
“I’m sad,” said Dr. George “I know I’ll never be as good looking as the undeniably sexy Dr. Patrick Dempsey, but I’m a nice guy and feel entitled to your affection.”
Suddenly a missile flew through the window of the hospital and hit Dr. George, causing him to explode. Dr. Grey screamed and ran up to the pile of dust that was once Dr. George.
“Oh Dr. George, I’ve made up my mind, it was you I loved all along,” Dr. Grey cried.
“Thanks,” said the pile of dust that was once Dr. George, before he died.
A Russian Doctor who looked evil, but still seemed lovable, walked in and saw the dead pile of dust.
“Too bad that loser is dead. It looks like you’ll have to date his cool bad-boy rival, me!” said Russian Doctor.
“Who could have done this to Dr. George?” said Dr. Grey.
“It was the anti-doctor militia,” said Doctor in Charge, who was also there for some reason. “Dr. George took the blast and saved everyone in this hospital. Now I need Russian Doctor for an emergency Gall Bladder surgery.”
“Gall Bladder? Which one is that?” said Russian Doctor.
“I don’t know,” said Doctor in Charge, “If only there were some well-respected anatomy textbook from the 19th century that could help.”
“There is!” Dr. Grey smiled as she pulled out the 19th-century anatomy textbook Gray’s Anatomy, “It’s called Gray’s Anatomy!”
“I’d like to take a peek at your Gall Bladder, Doctor Grey,” said Russian Doctor, implying that he wanted to have sex with her in a linen closet.
Dr. Patrick Dempsey walked back into the room, looking both sexy and relatable.
“Sorry, I was at the gym. What did I miss?” said the stunning Dr. Patrick Dempsey.
Suddenly, a rafter fell off the roof and crushed Dr. Patrick Dempsey. He died, but he still looked sexy while doing it.
“Dr. Grey, can you help me move these rafters off of Dr. Patrick Dempsey?” said Russian Doctor, implying that he wanted to have sex with her in a linen closet.
“Well, a few of my friends died today, but I did learn a valuable lesson about friendship. Gotta go bang Russian Doctor in a linen closet. See you all next week on Grey’s Anatomy,” said Dr. Grey, as she left to bang Russian Doctor in a linen closet.
The End
–Eli Gardner, Contributor