President-elect Donald Trump has claimed victory in the so-called War on Christmas. In a thank-you rally Trump said, “We’re going to start saying ‘Merry Christmas’ again.” What do you think?
“Great. What do I buy my alt-right son for Christmas?”
Kathy Osborne, school nurse
“It’s this kind of talk that emboldens seasonal retail employees and Salvation Army bell-ringers.”
Henry Jacobson, shoe lacer
“But, it’s like, America just drew the worst name for Secret Santa.”
Jimmy Walsh, coffee grinder
“What difference at this point does it make?”
Hillary Clinton, day-hiker