For Mare Smythii
Happy birthday, Mare!!!
This entire piece is going to be about Mare’s birthday because today is her birthday. Happy birthday, Mare! Help her celebrate by doing the following:
- Be sure to make sure she knows you know it’s her birthday! Say “happy birthday” on her facebook timeline or text her, but it’s even better to tell her happy birthday in person if you can.
- Buy her a present. This can be as simple as maybe a cute item of clothing, or maybe it could be food, like pizza, cake, or Oreos.
- Throw her a party! This would be a great way to show you want Mare to have a great birthday. This will be particularly special if you don’t know her. Wouldn’t it be amazing and not creepy for a person you don’t know to throw a party for you? How nice of them to throw a party for someone they don’t even know, and therefore how nice of you to do the same!
- Invite everyone you know to this party, and tell them to invite everyone they know. Mare deserves the best party possible, and we all know that the more people at the party, the better.
- Offer to be Mare’s personal servant for the day (or forever, up to you). There simply isn’t a better way to show your dedication to someone else on their birthday!
- Help her pay her tuition. College is expensive, so helping pay for education can be a nice gift!
- Let’s be honest: money talks. Why not buy Mare a diamond ring or a gold necklace? Or even a new car? A new apartment or home? A cruise? The opportunities are endless if you’re willing to spend a little.
- Give Mare your life savings.
- Write an article about her birthday. Send it to her personally so she knows you did it.
- Share this article everywhere so that as many people as possible know it’s her special day! Hopefully others will follow suit and help you celebrate with Mare.
Happy birthday, Mare!
–Stav, Senior Staff Member