Lyric:

Pop pop, it’s show time (show time)

Show time (show time)

 

Translation:

It is time for the show

 

Lyric:

Guess who’s back again?

Oh, they don’t know? (go on tell ’em)

Oh, they don’t know? (go on tell ’em)

 

Translation:

The audience does not know who the performer is, but will be informed shortly.

 

Lyric:

I bet they know soon as we walk in (showin’ up)

Wearing Cuban links (ya)

Designer minks (ya)

Inglewood’s finest shoes (whoop, whoop)

 

Translation:

When the performer enters the room, the audience will recognize him and all his trappings of material wealth.

 

Lyric:

Don’t look too hard might hurt ya’self

 

Translation:

Looking for a long period of time will cause harm. (See also: don’t stare at the sun)

 

Lyric:

Known to give the color red the blues

 

Translation:

Looking at the performer will make everyone sad.

 

Lyric:

Oh shit, I’m a dangerous man with some money in my pocket (keep up)

So many pretty girls around me and they waking up the rocket (keep up)

 

Translation:

The man is dangerous when he has a large amount of money, for reasons that are not disclosed. Perhaps he has a tendency to make bad investments. There are a lot of conventionally attractive girls around, presumably arousing the man.

 

Lyric:

Why you mad, fix ya face ain’t my fault y’all be jocking (keep up)

 

Translation:

It is not the performer’s fault that you are upset so cheer up. (See also: Seasonal Affective Disorder)

 

Lyric:

Players only, come on

Put your pinky rings up to the moon

 

Translation:

To the particular set of men that describe themselves as “players,” direct your finger jewelry vertically towards the sky.

 

Lyric:

Girls, what y’all trying to do?

 

Translation:

He is confused at the motives of the women.

 

Lyric:

Twenty-four karat magic in the air

Head to toe soul player

Uh, look out!

 

Translation:

There is something in the air, presumably, it is magic produced by the performer and all his material wealth. Look out for him, for he lurks…

 

Song Rating: 10/10 – On par with Shakespeare

 

-Maddie Gottfried, Contributor