It’s like Jumanji, but not the jungle. It is in a house in space. The house goes to space when they play a board game. Kristen Stewart is frozen in the shower, but you don’t see anything. So, if you’re into showers you won’t be into this. Owen Wilson is in it (That’s Kristen Bell’s husband, right?). Also, these predators come and try to eat them. Peeta says, “Good thing they eat meat.” It’s funny because he does not realize humans are, in fact, meat. It got a 6.1 on IMDb which might be accurate. Oh yeah, if you love your brother this will make you cry. You’ll cry because Peeta wishes his brother, Carl from The Walking Dead, was not real and he creates Owen Wilson. It’s actually voted “Best Space-Time Continuum Plot” in a movie at the Grammy’s. Thank you.

Brad Rinehart, Contributor