We’ve all seen the movie. This nerd keeps Jacob from Twilight in his shower and that girl from the 2008 Christmas special of House in his room. But they leave and the nerd goes to school with George Lopez. Then Max, our nerd-hero, gets hit with a tornado and wakes up in Dreamland. He lives across the street from his school too. Anyways, Sharkboy sings this weird song in a land made of frosting. Lavagirl talks about how she was bullied, I think. Because I think Max is bullied too. Also, they swim through this pool that they could have just walked around and Lavagirl goes underwater. She can’t go underwater so Sharkboy has to save her. I think they kiss? Then Max climbs this tower with an evil kid (who looks like my little cousin who can’t read) and says “Brain fart!” When Max wakes up it is all real and the tornado is made of Robot George Lopez. Then Max’s dad just lets his wife get sucked away, but Sharkboy saves her because he can fly. Then George Lopez’s daughter defeats her robot dad because she has this necklace. Max likes her too. IMDb probably gives this movie something lower than a 3, which might be agreeable. Although, the 3-D is cool because the glasses have an advertisement for IHOP on them. Thank you.