Florida
Hot, Why the fuck is it so hot?
Why did I come here?
this place sucks
I mean the people here voted for Trump so…
On top of that
Bugs are everywhere why, why?
Shit! That alligator is like 30 feet away
I heard they crawl like super-fast
Why couldn’t I be at Disney-world?
That place is awesome
Hard to believe that it’s located in Florida
Florida
Fucking Florida
It’s not even beautiful
Why can’t I go to a nice place like California?
But California is kinda shitty too
I should just leave America
Leave must leave
Shit! Another Alligator
…Florida
–Mare Smythii, Staff Member