I don’t have long hair but I do have money for a nice weave
I don’t have friends but I do have Netflix
I don’t have good grades but I do have connections *wink
I don’t have life plans but I do have a whole year left to get it together
I don’t have a boyfriend but I do have Big Time Rush
I don’t have a social life but I do have cable
I don’t have rich parents but I do have a feeling I will win the lottery soon
I don’t have the energy to write a poem but I do have enough lines for this to be the end
–Mare Smythii, Staff Member