This is the first movie review I am doing for an Oscar-winning film. I think. It’s for Sydney Lawson,* she loves movies. Anyways, this is a movie about girls in a car. They kill shoot a bad guy and then drive away. There is this one scene where the grandma from The Lovely Bones smokes while cooking in a diner. It was the 90’s so that was okay. Then later, she shoots a car radio. Also, the mom from Stuart Little kisses and does other stuff with Will the Krill from Happy Feet 2. So, if you like kissing and other stuff, watch this one. Anyways, they blow up this mean guy’s truck and then Mrs. Little does this cool move where she grabs his hat from a moving car. But, the real cool part is the end. They drive off a cliff and the movie ends before you see what happens. Now, Sydney has asked that I analyze this scene specifically. For starters, one of their hubcaps flies off and is seen in the last shot. It kind of distracted me because it’s a shiny object. Also, I’m pretty sure they hold hands which is unsafe because you should always keep both hands on the wheel. Maybe that’s why they drove off the cliff. Some guy in a YouTube comment says “And, as we know, those are the only moments in life which truly matter.” I don’t know what that means. All I know is that they either made it or didn’t. IMDb gives it a 7.4, but I just gave it a 7.1 so that should pull the number down. Thank you.
*This piece was purchased by Sydney Lawson as part of the Live Sundial Fundraiser Spring 2017.